A Prayer for Vengeance

from the Satanic Missionary Society

I call upon Satan the adversary, tormentor of Job and all the godly, guide me to the most sweet and poetic revenge on my enemy [name] who has wronged and degraded me. Brilliant Lucifer, clear my mind of all delusion, that I may see how my misery may be most swiftly and justly returned to my enemy [name]. Free me from guilt and pity, that I may take full pleasure in my enemy [name]’s misfortune at my hands. Make me clever and wise in my diabolical plans, that I may avoid retribution and further torment.

Hail Satan!


The Knots Prayer

Get rid of the knots in your life and the nots in your head holding you back.

from Wicca Teachings

Please untie the knots
that are in my mind,
my heart and my life.
Remove the have nots,
the can nots and the do nots
that I have in my mind.
Erase the will nots,
may nots,
might nots that may find
a home in my heart.

Release me from the could nots,
would nots and
should nots that obstruct my life.

And most of all,
I ask that you remove from my mind,
my heart and my life all the ‘am nots’
that I have allowed to hold me back,
especially the thought
that I am not good enough.

Satanic Praise

“Supreme among the heavens, fallen only in Legend”. The Earth at your very feet, man and woman for your pleasures and desires. You make the heavens tremble and the earth quake when you call out to your followers and priests. You appear like lightning over the highlands; you throw your power in fire across the Earth. You’re deafening in command, whistling like the South Winds, You split apart great mountains. You trample the disobedient like rampant bulls; heaven and earth tremble for you are great in every way. Your frightful cry descending from the darkness devours its victims, to your pleasure. Your quivering hand causes the midday heat to hover over the sea, and sweat the brow of society. You are the commander of the day and the destroyer of the night, You are truly The Lord and Master. Satan you are in my heart and my soul and I follow you till death, when I will stand beside you. You are my ruler! Hail Satan  – by Grand Magister Blackwood

Thanksgiving Prayer to Satan

Satan for all the things you mean to me, I thank you for the joy in my heart, the life in my spirit. I give you thanks Satan, Father, you give me a reason to live. You give my life meaning. Every day is a treasure in which you encourage me to grow. You nudge me to enjoy every minute. The signs you give me, I treasure. The dreams you send, they guide me. Your presence reassures me I am not alone, for that there are no words. Energy you give when I am weak. Strength you pour into my being when I must walk the difficult walk. When I am sad, you comfort me. When people hurt me, you let me know you are on my side. You are everything I will ever need. You are my Father, who I go to with everything. My Teacher, who guides me in all knowledge. My Protector, when I am in danger. My Creator, who made me who I am. And above all, Satan, you are my God with whom I will spend eternity. Thank you, with all my heart. Thank you, from the depths of my spirit. Thank you, with all that I am. AVE SATANAS!