A Prayer for Vengeance

from the Satanic Missionary Society

I call upon Satan the adversary, tormentor of Job and all the godly, guide me to the most sweet and poetic revenge on my enemy [name] who has wronged and degraded me. Brilliant Lucifer, clear my mind of all delusion, that I may see how my misery may be most swiftly and justly returned to my enemy [name]. Free me from guilt and pity, that I may take full pleasure in my enemy [name]’s misfortune at my hands. Make me clever and wise in my diabolical plans, that I may avoid retribution and further torment.

Hail Satan!

 

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